People, it’s hockey season. Despite the disappointments known as the Tigers and Lions (I won’t acknowledge the Pistons until they move to Detroit) there is still hope for Detroit sports. The Red Wings start their quest for Lord Stanley’s Cup tonight against that communist traitor Mike Babcock and the Toronto Maple Leafs.


I can’t wait to watch King Hank and company dismantle Babcock and his group of fuck boys tonight. Have yourself a day and grab a case of Keystone Light and a Hot N Ready (those contracts won’t pay themselves) and get a front row seat for the return of greatness. Puck drop is scheduled for 7:30.

If this video doesn’t get you fired up, check your pulse.

Prediction Time:


Stanley Cup Champs…taking down the Avs in 7 games.


PITTSBURGH - JUNE 04: Henrik Zetterberg #40 of the Detroit Red Wings celebrates with the Stanley Cup after defeating the Pittsburgh Penguins in game six of the 2008 NHL Stanley Cup Finals at Mellon Arena on June 4, 2008 in Pittsburgh. Pennsylvania. The Red Wings defeated the Penguins 3-2 to win the Stanley Cup Finals 4 games to 2. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

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