Squad is here. We’re getting drunk and cooking shit up. That’s all I’ve got. Nothing really useful or valuable to add. Just thought you should know. Probably could’ve handled this in a tweet, now that I think about it. Well, now that we’re here I guess I might as well put forth an effort.

Went to Rogers City today and I had a few thoughts:

Why the fuck doesn’t Oscoda have a Snap Chat filter?

I’m writing a very strongly worded letter to the CEO of Snap Chat demanding that Oscoda gets a filter. Tawas has a filter, I think we should have one. We have a better beach than them so let’s get this ball rolling.

Also, why the fuck doesn’t Alpena have a filter when Tawas has one?

Why is asparagus so expensive in Oscoda?

I was trying to pick up some asparagus for the squad and it was like $6/lb. FUCK THAT,

Why is McDonald’s the most impossible place to deal with?

Dave got a happy meal and it took 20 minutes to get the order taken care of. PLEASE BE BETTER AT YOUR JOB. No chance you should earn $15/hr if you can’t get me a happy meal in under 5 minutes.

How do people hate Keystone Light/Justin Bieber/other great things?

Haters are gonna hate I guess. If you ain’t got no haters you ain’t poppin.

That’s all I’ve got. Have a night, my people.