Bad news, it’s not even 9am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 8 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway…

Well, I’m an idiot. Published this bad boy last week and didn’t put it on facebook. That’s what happens when you drink a case of beer before noon. My fault. Won’t happen again. It’s Friday though, time to wrap up whatever you’ve been doing this week and get your game face on for the weekend. I told myself, after last weekend, I wouldn’t drink anymore. Faster Horses really put my liver to the test and pushed it to the brink of failure. I think I just full recovered around noon yesterday. Needless to say, I could use an extended break from the sauce. HOWEVER, this weekend belongs to the Beer Olympics. No way I can turn that down. Odds are, I won’t make it out alive, and I’m ok with that. I’ve accepted it. I was going over life insurance policies and the terms end after 30 years, blah, blah, blah. Moral of the story is, I’d love to place a bet against myself to make it 30 more years. Not sure that’s even realistic at this pace. Whatever, have a drink tonight, whether it’s pop, beer, water, bleach, or coffee and stay lit. Just have to control what you can control and let the rest play out. No idea how that’s relevant, just thought it was a nice addition.

Also, meet me at Fifth Ave tonight, so I know it’s real.

Anyway, on to the music. Biebs graced us with another jam overnight. He collaborated with Major Lazer on this and just brought the heat. I’m sure this will be soaking up the dance floors tonight all around metro Detroit. Biebs really makes my job so much easier. He just makes hits.

Second song is another great one. Thank God Gucci is free. I love that guy. When you pair him up with Kanye, you’ve got an unbeatable combo. Let the song play and have a fucking day, folks.

PS – The heat index is going to put us into the 100’s this weekend. Don’t forget to ice your beer. Wouldn’t want it getting warm on you.