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Friday Pick-me-up

Bad news, it’s not even 9. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 8ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway…

 

It’s that time of year again, folks! No, not time to sit inside and drink because it’s too cold to do anything outside, it’s time to go out and drink, then head to the auto show! It’s opening weekend for the public at NAIAS (North American International Auto Show for those of you who are unaware). One of my favorite traditions in getting hammered drunk and going to the auto show on Sunday. Monday is MLK Day. That means I don’t have to work. That means Sunday is my Saturday pt. 2. That means I’m getting wasted. That means I’m going to test the trunk space in each car (need to know if I can get a body in the trunk…for research purposes). Let’s just hope I don’t break anything. If you’re there, go to the Nissan display, ask for Jake, tell him Mike sent you. Not sure what that will get you, but I think it will be neat.

Other than that, the Wings suck, the Pistons suck, the Lions are out of the playoffs (shocker), the Tigers are going to suck, U of M/MSU basketball stinks, PJ Fleck is no longer rowing the boat, Grayson Allen hasn’t tripped anyone in a few weeks, and the Chargers are no longer in San Diego (translates to whale’s vagina). So I guess you could say everything stinks.

On a positive note, I will be racing people at the auto show. Since it is an international event, I’ll be looking to take home the title of the fastest white guy in North America. Keep your head on a swivel for updates. I’ll actually post something this time. Who knows, you may get the video of Charles and I (speaking of Charles, has anyone seen him? I sure as shit haven’t) racing white folks in downtown Detroit before a Lions game. We obviously beat everyone. Wasn’t even close. The only issue is, the video is so short, I’m not sure it’s even worth posting. We’re just fast, can’t help it that it doesn’t take us long to run. Could’ve been there all day filming the competition. Guys were slower than molasses in January.

 

Music.

 

First up, we’ve got ourselves another great one from Breezy. Yeah, maybe he hits girls, but the dude can dance and make a great song…people forget that. That’s all that really matters in this world.

 

Song #2 is one of those songs that I have absolutely no idea what it means, but I think that makes me love it even more. I’ve been contemplating posting this for weeks, but I wasn’t sure how people would react. But I can’t hold out any longer…the people want it.

 

PS – Lil Uzi Vert is a weird dude. Love it.

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