Sorry gang, I’ve been living the D3 ACHA dream. Been on the road humbling these wanna be all stars one shift at a time. Why play college hockey at 31? Well i needed to come back to the show and get out of the shittiest C league ( they think its B but they’re dead wrong ) and remind these ass hats why they belong where they do. Also mainly because anything’s better than playing against grown men who peaked in 6th grade and never played in front of more than 2 people and have something to prove ( scouts really don’t look for dudes who show up pilled out their mind and hang out and the blue line drooling on their shit stained crust jerseys from 97.)
ANYWHO here’s my new angle.
WACKY WeDnEsDayS!!!!!! BUT BEFORE I START, I GOTTA GET SOME SHIT OFF MY CHEST ( MORE WAYS THAN ONE )
Let me clear the air on my current state of mind.
Its 2018 and we are arguably living in the most fucked up times. I’m leaving politics and religion out of this. No one gives a fuck. Were all gonna die one day and i don’t give a fuck. If people spent more time planting trees and helping out others instead of crying all over their keyboards world would be a better place. ” Well what did you do dave to better society?” Not a glory seeker so i don’t post about working at a soup kitchen, donating clothes and visiting sick people, get off my fuckin back.
I AM PURGING MY SOCIAL MEDIA!
No offense, but if someone i like posts shit that bores me, huge unfollow. Mainly out of the hundreds of Snapchat friends , most of them all post shit that makes me puke. I don’t care if they unfollow me because glorified likes on social media, THAT means nothing when you die, only in that sick little head of yours depraved for attention ( or daddy issues , idk). I wish i had big enough balls or self control to delete it all ,BUT I AM VERY MUCH ROOTED STILL IN A MATERIALISTIC WORLD! I AM SICK!!!
hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ROTFLOL LOLZ OMG TOTES ADORBS LOLZ HEHEH SCUTE!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO I STILL HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
FUCKIN RIGHT BUD, OOOO FUCK YEAH!
Sorry, i am still concussed from this weekend and have no idea where I’m going with this or what this is about.
WACKYWEDNEZDAYZZZZZZ, ILL FIGURE IT OUT NEXT WEEK!!!
CANT KEEP ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN!!!! heya mamamama HEYAMAMAMAMAM
BEST SONG OF 2018 AND WE FUCKIN DANCED