HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!⊗⊗⊗ Its a fact. I’ve done my research. HOURS OF YOU TUBE CONSPIRACY AND DOCUMENTARIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANT TELL ME I’M FUCKING WRONG I HAVE A PHD FROM GOOGLE UNIVERSITY! The photo shopped eye rolls and lizard morphing videos ?!?!? OK MAYBE Idk…..you be the fuckin judge. Are we a breeder race? CATTLE?!?!?! IMPORTANT YOU KNOW … Continue reading
Holy fuck what year is it?! Update…..I’ve been living in seclusion amidst the election because i knew saying anything online would be like to stick my dick into a pencil sharpener ( yes it can fit). I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON I deleted Facebook for a plethora of reasons. Not gonna list … Continue reading
I have visons, feelings of future lives and powerful spirit quests. The day was may 28th 2016. Location, Cincinnati zoo. time -4:00pm My lord and savior Harambe was taken from us. Somehow I don’t think this is the end. After doing some deep research I believe the prophecy will come true. If niburu and the … Continue reading
Are you ready for puck drop? That season comes quicker than you think. All those mountain pops and handles of fireball add up. Sure a little bump and grind at Woody’s (RIP Woody’s) is a good workout but THIS IS WHERE ITS AT! Ready?! Yeah you are. Don’t tease yourself. Maybe a little relaxing day … Continue reading
It’s my favorite fucking time of year. Leaves are changing, the whores are horney and hockey and football are flaring up like my dads shower warts. This time of year the ugg boots, flannels and daddy issues are in full swing. Yeah because I give 2 fucking rat cunt hairs what anyone thinks. My friends … Continue reading
Well its here, the weekend I’ve been waiting for all year ( like I don’t say that every chance I get to drink at some event). Here in our little slice of heaven , Oscoda Michigan we are home to the greatest man ever to live ( no he’s not a fucking myth and were not so … Continue reading
Gert is feeling the heartache of loss. Walk with him in remembrance of the friend we all had….. Continue reading
It’s time. OSCODA……We’ve been waiting for this weekend all summer. Or year, have we had summer? I don’t know I work every fuckin Saturday so this shit can’t come soon enough. So that being said let me say a chant to the lumber jacks of Ausable past. May our livers quiver On the Ausable river … Continue reading
Need that song !? Here it is BETCHes!!!! Our dude SUPER $tylin Dan Milans current jam is….. ” I love you” by A$AP Ferg ft Chris Breeeezy and Ty dolla $. So sing that shit out loud to that special someone. When your hungover as fuck thinking about that one that got away, far away … Continue reading
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