I’m thankful for all of you wonderful folks that read the things that we put on this site. Without you, we’d be nothing. Take some time to today to tell your friends and family that you’re thankful for them. Then crack open an ice cold pop and have yourself a day. If you’re planning on battling the early Black Friday deals today, God bless your soul. Tried that once, and it was brutal. People will do crazy shit for $1 DVDs and CDs.

I’m thankful for Gatorade and coffee. Without those two things I’d be in worse shape than I am right now. Last night got the best of me. Too many vodkas and morticians. Oh well, it’ll happen. Just means I need to crack open a silver bullet and chase this hangover away.

I’m thankful for this turkey that lost its life and is now sitting in our oven. I’m sure it’s going to be fantastic in a few hours. Really hoping I’m not too drunk and can enjoy the food. I’m sure the food was great at Friendsgiving but I was wayyyyyy too drunk to even taste anything.

Other things I’m thankful for:

• Netflix
• My Dogs
• My Jeep
• The Property Brothers
• Oscoda, MI
• Fun Dip
• Call of Duty
• Scott Disick
• Chips & Queso
• The Kentucky Derby
• Zetterberg’s hair and beard
• Desi’s
• The Office (the bar)
• The Trailer Park Boys
• Electricity
• Keystone Light
• Orange Cream Burnetts
• Slurpees
• Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You
• The Office (the show)
• Power Hour at Renshaw
• The Oscoda Press

I’m sure there are other things I’m forgetting but that’s what I can think of right now. I hope you all have a wonderful day! I love every single one of you!