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The Night We Tried Calling Demons

Last night was a weird night.  Dave is still down in my neck of the woods and I don’t have to work for the rest of 2015. Naturally, we had to pick up some silver bullets and get strange. Somewhere along the way, we decided we wanted to summon a demon/spirit/Heath Ledger. Unbeknownst to us, people take this seriously. We did our fair share of research on the top sponsored links in Google. We thought we were fine. We weren’t.

Dave was trying to call a succubus to have sex with him in his sleep. Somewhere along the line, he broke out a chant. Thinking nothing of it, we moved on and kept on watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Come to find out, Dave couldn’t sleep last night. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure that he was awaiting his encounter with the succubus. I don’t blame him. If that thing would’ve gotten to him in his sleep, he may have been a goner (Has anyone actually done research on a succubus? Those things sound awful).

Myself, on the other hand, was trying to stay low key and I just tried to call a normal spirit. Now, nothing happened and blah, blah, blah I thought this is all bull shit. Not so fast my friends. Let me tell you what happened once I went to sleep. I had the most terrifying nightmares imaginable. I was in some sort of post apocalyptic world being chased by zombies, demons, and all sorts of SpPpPoOoOoOoOoOkY things. I kept waking up, each time thinking I would be out of the horror, only to fall back asleep and be thrown into the same madness I had just escaped. Unreal. At some point, I just gave up on sleeping because I didn’t want the demons to get me anymore.

So I guess that means we need to just try and summon Heath Ledger tonight. God knows the Lions will be out of it by the first quarter so I’m not sure how long I can stay entertained there. Either way, how bad can ghost Heath be? I’m personally hoping for 10 Things I Hate About You Heath. Seriously underrated movie. Even when Kat wanted to hate him, she couldn’t. RIP Heath, see you soon.

 

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