Bad news, it’s not even 9am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 8+ more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway…

First Friday of June. Gotta love it. The Warriors won last night, and LeBron probably blamed the loss on everyone else but himself (idk if that’s true, I’m just going to assume it is based on history). Most people are probably heading up north for a relaxing weekend on a lake or something nice like that. Me? Nope. First week at the new job. Gotta come in and show everyone what I have to offer, even if that isn’t that much. I mean we’re going fowling today so I guess I can try to impress them with my below average football throwing abilities. In all honesty, I’ll probably just end up throwing my arm out or tweaking my back because that’s what happens when you’re a washed up, has-been/never-was.  Oh well, it was a fun week while it lasted.

First up we have an absolute classic. The sun is out and the weather is awesome. It’s perfect scooter riding weather. JK, but for real, the weather is awesome. I might drink a few pops by the pool this weekend. With my luck though, it’ll thunderstorm and I’ll be stuck inside, fisting myself.

Second song is an interesting song that means a lot to me. Personally, I’d argue that this song is great for reasons other than the actual song. That’s all I have to say about that.

Sorry this summary blew this week. I’m still trying to get stuff figured out around the new office. I forgot headphones so that’s a total minus on my part. So dumb. Rookie mistake. It won’t happen again.

PS – I hope someone, somewhere, finished their drink after that 2nd song.