Bad news, it’s not even Noon. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 5 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway…

Yeah, I’m late. I get it. I’m in the middle of packing everything up in my apartment so I can shove it in the bed of my truck, move it 2 miles, then unload it all again. It’s worth it though. The new place looks pretty sweet. No idea if it’s actually nice, though. 3 dudes and not 1 of us has actually taken a tour of the place. Absolutely reckless decision making. But hey, if you’re not first, you’re last…and we weren’t planning on missing out on this bad boy of an apartment. So hopefully it goes well and it’s actually a nice spot. Worst case, it’s a shitty spot and I’ll just take a quick trip to Meijer to get some ingredients for a Clorox Detox.

It’s hot as dick today, too. Absolutely unreal. I was outside around 10 am and it was already hotter than Satan’s taint on a warm day in Hell. Can’t wait for this move. On the bright side, we have like 5 days to be totally moved out of here, so we can take our time. We also have a 100% truck owning household so that’s pretty badass. You’ll be able to catch us doing copious amounts of truck stuff for the next year.

Quick question, what’s your favorite pool side activity? Mine is playing can jam across the pool, while people are in the pool (preferably people you don’t know). Really increases the difficulty. This is obviously after a few beers…it would be irresponsible to be playing sober.

Music time.

I heard the first song while sitting in line at Starbucks this morning (obviously I got a coconut milk mocha macchiato w/ light ice) and I had to turn it up to 11. Really brings me back to a time when life was simple and I could just do hood rat things with my friends in the streets of Oscoda.

Second song is a newer jam. Kinda sets the tone for the weekend. Gotta get it going, ya know. So turn this bad jackson up as loud as you can, throw the papers off of your desk, then open the closest bottle of alcohol and finish it.

PS – we’ve got hats, let me know if you need one. Already moved a few to a couple of DM enthusiasts. Get one now before they’re gone forever.