Bad news, it’s not even 10 am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway…

First off, let me just take the blame for the lack of content on Homecoming this year. I was sick beyond all belief. I shouldn’t have even been out there, let alone blogging (or drinking). But I pulled myself up out of bed on Saturday morning, looked myself in the mirror, and told myself to be better. I did the only thing I knew I could do in that moment, and that was drink a beer. It set off a chain reaction of several other beers being consumed. By the time kickoff rolled around, I was 2 shotguns too deep and yelling at the Student Democrats representatives in the parade, demanding to know what happened to Hillary’s emails. Never got a response FYI. Really displeased with their reactions. I’m starting to think those kids were the type of kids whose parents are probably Republicans, but they got to college and being a Democrat was the cool thing to do, so they did it. What a shame.

Anyway, I’m better now. The first regular season Wings game for the boys in section 205 Row 19 is tonight. I’m planning on spending a solid amount of cash on beers and 50/50 tickets this season. You can’t win if you don’t play, right? That’s what I thought. My goal this season is to make it on the jumbotron by firing off some rapid fire dabs. Fingers crossed. Also, if anyone knows the policy on unicorn heads at the Joe, please let me know….asking for a friend.

Other than that, please find a way to enjoy this weekend despite the shit weather. Also, idk what Charles has been up to. Dude fires out great content for 2 weeks then disappears. His blogging career has mirrored the start of Carson Wentz so well…starts off red hot, rookie of the year kind of stuff, then falls off after a few weeks. Now no one has heard a thing from him. We can chalk Carson up to bad feet, but idk what happened to Chuck. He is in my prayers.

Onto the music.

First up is a new little tune that I’ve heard recently. Don’t know much about it except that I really don’t hate it.

Second up is for a friend of ours who currently lives in Oakland and is faking his way through a career in upper management. Literally the American Dream.

PS – Don’t sleep on the hats. If you need one, let me know. They’re moving fast. Not in the sense that I’m just saying that, but I’ve actually sold out of 2 orders. Join the movement.