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Draft Day Drinking

 

Stop kidding yourself, the NFL Draft is a drag. Why do we watch it? Cuz we got nothing better to do. Will we really feel down if we find out who our team drafted tomorrow? NO! Here’s a couple tips to help you enjoy it that much more.

Take a drink every time somebody says:

“He has great potential”

“He has a great work ethic”

“Talent”

“The Browns”

“Philadelphia”

“Rocky”

“Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round”

“Red flag”

“Dark Horse”

“On the clock”

Take a shot every time:

A quarterback is drafted

A trade is made

The crowd doesn’t boo Roger Goodell

Trey Wingo stutters

 

 

 

 

 

 

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