Stop kidding yourself, the NFL Draft is a drag. Why do we watch it? Cuz we got nothing better to do. Will we really feel down if we find out who our team drafted tomorrow? NO! Here’s a couple tips to help you enjoy it that much more.
Take a drink every time somebody says:
“He has great potential”
“He has a great work ethic”
“Talent”
“The Browns”
“Philadelphia”
“Rocky”
“Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round”
“Red flag”
“Dark Horse”
“On the clock”
Take a shot every time:
A quarterback is drafted
A trade is made
The crowd doesn’t boo Roger Goodell
Trey Wingo stutters
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