Bad news, it’s hardly 9. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 8ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway…
We’ll, baseball is back, so it’s officially Spring. I’m glad we reached this point. I was starting to get worried we’d never make it here. Yeah, the Opening Day got delayed in Detroit, but it’s for the best. The weather is 100x better today. I don’t care what you say, there is nothing enjoyable about 39 degrees and rain. If anyone tells you they love it, they’re being a hardo and lying. Anyway, grab yourself an Oberon, turn on your TV, belly up to a bar, or turn on the stream from your desk and buckle up. It’s going to be a LONG season. Over/under for wins was 68.5. If you didn’t know, that is NOT good. At least tickets will be cheap.
Quick break for a sponsored Ad:
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And we’re back
Speaking of shitty Detroit sports teams, Dave is coming down and we’re going to the Wings game Saturday (sitting in different sections, but whatever). Can’t wait to watch them continue to tank (apparently they forgot they needed to tank and won last night) so they can snag the top pick in the draft. Really sad that we went from Stanley Cup dreams a few years ago to wishing they would lose. Somewhere in LCA my friend Mr. Smith will be pounding 2 Blue and telling the folks around him about the good ol’ days when the team wasn’t trash. I really miss that guy, hope he’s doing well.
Michigan is also in the Final Four. I’m sick of Sister Jean. She’s had enough time in the spotlight and can go home now. Can’t wait to be #inone during that game. I’m sure I’ll yell some not so nice things at the TV in whatever bar I’m in whenever they show Sister Jean on TV. That will probably go over really well. Oh well, I’m over it already.
I hope you all have a #superblessed weekend no matter what you do. I also hope you aren’t working today. Enjoy the holiday weekend. Stay safe. Drink a few Oberons. Don’t drink and drive. Buy some Bird Dogs (promo code revrockbirddogs).
On to the music.
First up, we’ve got a classic from Cam’ron and a gang of others. This really takes me back to driving around town without a care in the world, not knowing that the real world would soon crush my soul.
New Lil’ Wayne feature? New Lil’ Wayne feature!
While we’re on the topic of Hot Boys
New one from Jason Aldean. Obviously including it.
Next, we’ve got our favorite song ever.