Thanks alot buddy! Talk about the jinx of the year. “Winter is dead”- Michael Lamrock Ha!!!!! WRONG! WRONG ASSHOLE ITS HERE! BIGGER, WETTER AND HARDER THAN EVER! This aint no farmers almanac. Mike pulled off the greatest pump fake since Mike Tyson switched from DX to AUSTIN 3:16. DEBATABLE I KNOW. I have no idea … Continue reading
YOLO SWAG SURFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TGIF MEN ,WOMEN ,TRANSGENDERS ,DOGS ,CATS ,ALIENS ,REPTILES, VEGANS ,SATAN WORSHIPERS AND ALL OTHER HUMAN SPECIES I FORGOT TO MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS GOING ON ?!?!?!?! LOL!!!! WHATCHU UP 2 DIS WEEKEND BREH?!?!!? Hello, how are you all doing today?! Hey you! Salutations! Greetings! Hope you all have a super fun amazing totes adorbs … Continue reading
It’s my favorite fucking time of year. Leaves are changing, the whores are horney and hockey and football are flaring up like my dads shower warts. This time of year the ugg boots, flannels and daddy issues are in full swing. Yeah because I give 2 fucking rat cunt hairs what anyone thinks. My friends … Continue reading
Dirty Dave here. I’ve been on a hiatus. I quit my job. Binge drinking,drugs and no sex. Lost my mind. Couldn’t find the time in all this free time to post a blog. I had hopes this shit would find the right audience and take off. Well fuck my asshole. People, i just wanna share … Continue reading
How does the moon cut his hair? ECLIPSE IT!!!!! Moon Continue reading
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