Bad news, it’s not even 10. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
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90s Snacks that would be super clutch with the munchies.
Not gonna lie even though i grew up with these tasty ( not so healthy ) treats as a kid, i can only assume how amazingly good they would be if you were high as fuck. Like imagine what stoners in the 90’s thought? Like they had to be like in heaven right?! The nostalgia … Continue reading
Reptilian overlords run Hollywood.
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!⊗⊗⊗ Its a fact. I’ve done my research. HOURS OF YOU TUBE CONSPIRACY AND DOCUMENTARIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANT TELL ME I’M FUCKING WRONG I HAVE A PHD FROM GOOGLE UNIVERSITY! The photo shopped eye rolls and lizard morphing videos ?!?!? OK MAYBE Idk…..you be the fuckin judge. Are we a breeder race? CATTLE?!?!?! IMPORTANT YOU KNOW … Continue reading
2017 so far.
Holy fuck what year is it?! Update…..I’ve been living in seclusion amidst the election because i knew saying anything online would be like to stick my dick into a pencil sharpener ( yes it can fit). I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON I deleted Facebook for a plethora of reasons. Not gonna list … Continue reading
Thomas the Tank Engine Remixes. A sick trend? Or a beautiful mutation?
Dirty Dave here. I’ve been on a hiatus. I quit my job. Binge drinking,drugs and no sex. Lost my mind. Couldn’t find the time in all this free time to post a blog. I had hopes this shit would find the right audience and take off. Well fuck my asshole. People, i just wanna share … Continue reading