What’s Happening?

I wake up from a lovely and cultured night of theater and vodka waters and I can’t believe my eyes. Listen up Mother Nature, cut the shit. Talk about a typical indecisive woman:

“omg I don’t think it should be cold in November.”

“Ugh, I feel like Michigan should get some hurricane strength wind and rain.”

“What is Thanksgiving without snow?”


That’s an exact description of weather from last week through the forecast for Thanksgiving. Can father time just tell Mother Nature to take a Xanax and get a Peppermint Mocha? Honestly that would take care of everything.

Regardless of what the forecast is, it’s snowing right now. That’s literally the only thing in this world that I know. That means that it’s time for my Fireball consumption to triple in an effort to stay warm. I’m not positive, but I think Fireball provides health benefits when it snows. Don’t quote me on that, unless you want to. With that, have yourselves a nice little Saturday and pray to Zeus that this shitty weather ends soon.

PS – relevant song from MR WORLD WIDE

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