The Power Ball drawing is only a few hours away, folks. Let’s just keep calm and go about our night. The odds of any of us being sober enough to check our tickets tonight should be very low. I know I won’t be checking until at least 10 am tomorrow. So if you don’t hear from me after that, I’ll be driving my bus. So let’s get the party started. I’ve got an old fashioned courtesy of NJ7 and I’ll be at Commune. So let’s all go there and spend our money like we are a lock for winning the $900 million.

I’ve decided that when I win, I’ll be taking all of my friends with me to do pills in Ibiza. So let’s cross our fingers.