Saturday Thoughts

As I sit here on this lovely Saturday afternoon, I can’t help but jot down a few of the thoughts that I’ve had throughout the week.

What the fuck happened to Theresa?

I mean honestly, what the fuck happened to her? I’m convinced Steven Avery didn’t do it. I’m pretty fired up that someone has decided to represent him and attempt to get his conviction overturned.

Why is the national championship on a Monday?

I honestly hate this. It really messes up my week. I would love nothing more than to get sloppy drunk and eat a stuffed crust pizza while watching Clemson and Michigan State Alabama play for the title. I mean it’s not like it’s a ratings thing. If it was about ratings, the bozos running the NCAA wouldn’t have made the call to have the semifinals on NYE. Idiots.

I have no clue what kinds of things I would buy if I won the Power Ball

I really have no clue. I mean I would obviously buy a ridiculous car and then take stupid trips around the world, but other than that, I’m not sure. Probably just some really absurd jewelry for me and all of my friends. What’s the point of having giant chains if the squad doesn’t have them either?

Who will be the next President of Kalamazoo College?

I have my own thoughts. I won’t disclose those here. I just hope they treat the athletes better than what’s her name did.

What happened to Ruben Studdard?

Nothing to add here, just genuinely curious what happened to him.

I really hope Leo wins an Oscar for The Revenant 

Really hope he finally gets one. I mean he should’ve obviously won back in the day Shutter Island or Inception. Really a travesty. But I mean if he’s willing to sleep in a bear carcass to win, I’d hate to see what he does if he doesn’t pull it off this time.

That’s really all I’ve got. I might make this a weekly thing, might not. We’ll see how she goes. I mean honestly, after I win the Power Ball (which is now up to $900 million) I won’t be around for a while, so idk I guess this will be the first and the last one.



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