Same old Tigers doing the same old things. Bad base running, blowing leads, blowing saves, etc. Can’t wait to see how this season turns out and how disappointed I can be once September rolls around. Oh well, at least they won last night. 5 straight Opening Day wins. Let’s hope that this year, they can actually do something other than underachieve. Unreal. I know I’m really being a glass half empty type of guy right now, but I almost had a mental breakdown watching that shit last night. I’m still not sure what Jose Iglesias was doing when he got picked off. I have no idea why K Rod imploded (other than he’s old and not what he used to be…weird how that works). Hopefully the Tigers can go out and get Eric Gagne before it’s too late.

In all seriousness though, the offense is stellar. Anthony Gose hit a ball to the moon. I’m excited to see what they can do this year. I just hope the bullpen and Bad Brad Ausmus don’t get in the way.

I hope to see all of your beautiful faces at the home opener on Friday.

PS – If you a.) think Brad Ausmus is a good manager b.) assume K Rod will be fine/the bullpen is fine c.) you try calling me a fair weather fan for being skeptical of how this season will turn out go ahead and delete me out of your life and then drive full speed off the Hoover Dam.