Bad news, it’s hardly 10. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
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The Prophecy
I have visons, feelings of future lives and powerful spirit quests. The day was may 28th 2016. Location, Cincinnati zoo. time -4:00pm My lord and savior Harambe was taken from us. Somehow I don’t think this is the end. After doing some deep research I believe the prophecy will come true. If niburu and the … Continue reading
Friday Pick-me-up
Bad news, it’s not even 11 am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 6ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing … Continue reading
Fall Preview 2k16
It’s my favorite fucking time of year. Leaves are changing, the whores are horney and hockey and football are flaring up like my dads shower warts. This time of year the ugg boots, flannels and daddy issues are in full swing. Yeah because I give 2 fucking rat cunt hairs what anyone thinks. My friends … Continue reading
Paul fucking Bunyan weekend.
Well its here, the weekend I’ve been waiting for all year ( like I don’t say that every chance I get to drink at some event). Here in our little slice of heaven , Oscoda Michigan we are home to the greatest man ever to live ( no he’s not a fucking myth and were not so … Continue reading
What Sunday Is All About
Brunch, bloodies, bottles. The only things you need for a quality Sunday. Literally can’t feel my legs or face after the spectacle that was the beer Olympics yesteday (shout out to team Russia for hosting). Really battled out there and brought home the hardware for team Colombia. Not sure where I’m going with this. Stay … Continue reading
Aloha fuckin Friday
It’s time. OSCODA……We’ve been waiting for this weekend all summer. Or year, have we had summer? I don’t know I work every fuckin Saturday so this shit can’t come soon enough. So that being said let me say a chant to the lumber jacks of Ausable past. May our livers quiver On the Ausable river … Continue reading
Milan Minute
Need that song !? Here it is BETCHes!!!! Our dude SUPER $tylin Dan Milans current jam is….. ” I love you” by A$AP Ferg ft Chris Breeeezy and Ty dolla $. So sing that shit out loud to that special someone. When your hungover as fuck thinking about that one that got away, far away … Continue reading
Road to the Fenstermacher Cup
Its that time of year. Me and my traveling group of beer league misfits hit the road again in search of another title win. This time last year we got our asses handed to us so fucking bad at this tournament we decided to bail the last few games to get wasted instead. Coming off our … Continue reading
WE MADE IT
After a brief touchdown in Chiraq we’ve found ourselves in an AirBnB. The first rule of our AirBnB is you don’t call it an AirBnB. We have no idea what we’ve gotten ourselves into. The weather is amazing. I’m drunk. There’s too many things going on. I don’t know. Don’t be surprised when John Denver … Continue reading