I wake up from a lovely and cultured night of theater and vodka waters and I can’t believe my eyes. Listen up Mother Nature, cut the shit. Talk about a typical indecisive woman: “omg I don’t think it should be cold in November.” “Ugh, I feel like Michigan should get some hurricane strength wind and … Continue reading
1.272%. That’s the chance that the Lions have to make the playoffs this year. Interestingly enough, that’s also the chance that I don’t order a vodka vodka tonight and rip the knob off. But in all seriousness, who the hell is the poor bastard who has to figure that out? Even if it’s a computer … Continue reading
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
I don’t even know where to begin. This weekend was one for the record books. Friendsgiving came and went without a hitch. I somehow managed to get hammered drunk and not mess up my dish. The only real issue came the next day when I battled a devastating wine hangover that lasted well into the … Continue reading
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
Friendsgiving, a tradition unlike any other. For most people, that is. This year NJ7 and I are hosting a Friendsgiving at our new place. I have no idea what to expect to be honest. It’s not that I feel unprepared for guests, food, alcohol, and college football. It’s just that I don’t actually have any … Continue reading
How fantastic is it to wake up on Monday and know that the Lions didn’t lose a game the day before? I felt like a new man this morning. I felt optimistic, hopeful, and excited. There was no talk of another blunder in the final stages of the game that led to another loss. No … Continue reading
I have no idea what’s going on. Bieber is playing. Dave and I have matching hair cuts. Franks is on another level. MUST BE SATURDAY AT THE OFFICE! Let’s go people it’s the best damn day of the week in the best place of all time. I tipped the DJ so he’s playing Bad Romance … Continue reading
Listen here. Riff Raff just blessed us. He dropped an album today and it’s fantastic. No lies. Saw this dude at Warped Tour this summer and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone have more fun or work a crowd like he did. I know he catches a lot of shit from haters but the … Continue reading
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
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