I’m not even sure where to start. First off, I’m beyond thrilled to announce that we’ve surpassed the 100 Like milestone on Facebook. You people are truly amazing. Blessings on blessings on blessings if you will. Second, I told myself I was going to drink less beer, and I’m ashamed to admit that I haven’t … Continue reading
Author Archives: Mike
The Friend Zone: The Self-Checklist
It’s 2016. New year, new you. Let’s start things off right by helping you suckers stuck in the friend zone. I’ve enlisted the help of local friend zone expert, Dave Hartline, to create a check list to help you figure out whether or not you’ve been thrown into relationship purgatory. She waits more than 10 … Continue reading
Friday Pick-me-up
Bad news, it’s not even 11am. Good news, it’s Friday! Hopefully you’re all nursing a hangover and piecing together your night. I really hope you’re all regretting at least 1 decision you made last night. I also hope you took at least 1 suspect selfie. Here are a few jams to help keep the party … Continue reading
New Year’s Resolutions
Let’s face it, 2015 was a pretty solid year. We launched a blog, had a few pops, and had a ton of laughs. So with that, I’m not trying to get out of hand with the resolutions. I don’t want to change too much and jump off this fast track to success. That being said, … Continue reading
How To Have A Great NYE
Most people go out and spend hundreds, even thousands of dollars every New Year’s Eve on parties, drinks, outfits, and other things (drugs, strippers/hookers, arrests, etc.). I’m here to tell you that you can get away with a solid NYE without all of the hoopla. When it comes down to it, you only need a … Continue reading
David vs Goliath
First off, my bad for jinxing the solid winter we were having. I know when to admit that I made a mistake, and I’ll own up to this one. We were doing so well, then all of a sudden, Mother Nature reads my blog and everything goes to shit. Wintery mix this, freezing rain that, … Continue reading
The Night We Tried Calling Demons
Last night was a weird night. Dave is still down in my neck of the woods and I don’t have to work for the rest of 2015. Naturally, we had to pick up some silver bullets and get strange. Somewhere along the way, we decided we wanted to summon a demon/spirit/Heath Ledger. Unbeknownst to us, … Continue reading
Friday Pick-me-up
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
The Snow Can Frig Off
Am I the only person not living in Bananaland? I’ve been hearing a lot of complaints about how this won’t be a white Christmas. Honestly, I don’t care. Sure snow is fun when you’re packing up a snowball and launching it at someone. Ice is neat when you are trying to complete the Polar Bear … Continue reading
SANTA CRAWL LIVE BLOG
Here we go, people! Santa Crawl 2K15 is here! We’re well on the way to getting drunk as shit. Join us on our journey. Can’t and won’t promise much, but I’ll do my best to keep you updated because you are my people and I love you all. God bless and Go Lions. 2:14 And … Continue reading