Bad news, it’s hardly 8am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 9 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… DC, … Continue reading →

Bad news, it’s hardly 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… Switching … Continue reading →

Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading →

Squad is here. We’re getting drunk and cooking shit up. That’s all I’ve got. Nothing really useful or valuable to add. Just thought you should know. Probably could’ve handled this in a tweet, now that I think about it. Well, now that we’re here I guess I might as well put forth an effort. Went … Continue reading →

Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading →

Never needed a break like I do this weekend. Honestly, by 4pm today, I felt like Vince McMahon catching a Stone Cold Stunner. I felt like I got hit by a truck, a Budweiser truck. But 5pm finally came. It was a gift. Like the time Flint Hamady had the lead against the Oscoda Owls … Continue reading →

Bad news, it’s 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… The homie … Continue reading →

I can’t even wrap my head around that much money. Do I automatically get a seat on Shark Tank if I win the lotto? I’m legitimately curious. I think I would try to beat Mark Cuban at his own game (which would be insanely difficult, but I like a challenge) by just jumping in last … Continue reading →

I, like most people with a brain, will be playing the Power Ball tonight. I’m not sure what all of the mathematics involved are, but I hear that I have a chance at winning. That’s really all I’m looking for. $800 million is a hilarious amount of money and I’m not sure if I would … Continue reading →

Anything…literally anything. At this point I would drink straight rubbing alcohol just because it has alcohol in the name. I need a drink worse than Tila Tequila needs to fall off of the Earth (which is funny because she thinks the Earth is flat, I guess). This first week back from break has been ROUGH … Continue reading →