First off, my bad for jinxing the solid winter we were having. I know when to admit that I made a mistake, and I’ll own up to this one. We were doing so well, then all of a sudden, Mother Nature reads my blog and everything goes to shit. Wintery mix this, freezing rain that, … Continue reading
The Night We Tried Calling Demons
Last night was a weird night. Dave is still down in my neck of the woods and I don’t have to work for the rest of 2015. Naturally, we had to pick up some silver bullets and get strange. Somewhere along the way, we decided we wanted to summon a demon/spirit/Heath Ledger. Unbeknownst to us, … Continue reading
Friday Pick-me-up
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
Thomas the Tank Engine Remixes. A sick trend? Or a beautiful mutation?
Dirty Dave here. I’ve been on a hiatus. I quit my job. Binge drinking,drugs and no sex. Lost my mind. Couldn’t find the time in all this free time to post a blog. I had hopes this shit would find the right audience and take off. Well fuck my asshole. People, i just wanna share … Continue reading
The Snow Can Frig Off
Am I the only person not living in Bananaland? I’ve been hearing a lot of complaints about how this won’t be a white Christmas. Honestly, I don’t care. Sure snow is fun when you’re packing up a snowball and launching it at someone. Ice is neat when you are trying to complete the Polar Bear … Continue reading
SANTA CRAWL LIVE BLOG
Here we go, people! Santa Crawl 2K15 is here! We’re well on the way to getting drunk as shit. Join us on our journey. Can’t and won’t promise much, but I’ll do my best to keep you updated because you are my people and I love you all. God bless and Go Lions. 2:14 And … Continue reading
‘Tis The Season
“What a time…to be alive.” – Drake Drake doesn’t miss when it comes to his lyrics. He was spot on when he (or an alleged ghost writer…jk RIP MEEK MILL) penned that line. What a time to be alive, indeed. These next few weeks are the stuff dreams are made of. For most folks, Christmas … Continue reading
Friday Pick-me-up
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
3 Day Weekend For What?
I’m going to sound like a psycho here, but I’m not sure I really even enjoy having a 3 day weekend when no one else does. Like what am I even supposed to do with myself? I’ve been awake for like 4 hours now and I haven’t done a single productive thing yet. I mean … Continue reading
Friday Pick-me-up
Bad news, it’s 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… I’m still … Continue reading