Bad news, it’s not even 10 am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing … Continue reading
Just burn the place down (keep Stafford safe) and start over. I’m done. I’d rather sit through a 24 hour Carlos Mencia comedy show than watch this joke of a team. Can’t wait for Carson Wentz and his shitty feet to come into Ford Field and put up 90 on the Lions next Sunday. At … Continue reading
Are you ready for puck drop? That season comes quicker than you think. All those mountain pops and handles of fireball add up. Sure a little bump and grind at Woody’s (RIP Woody’s) is a good workout but THIS IS WHERE ITS AT! Ready?! Yeah you are. Don’t tease yourself. Maybe a little relaxing day … Continue reading
It’s my favorite fucking time of year. Leaves are changing, the whores are horney and hockey and football are flaring up like my dads shower warts. This time of year the ugg boots, flannels and daddy issues are in full swing. Yeah because I give 2 fucking rat cunt hairs what anyone thinks. My friends … Continue reading
Bad news, it’s not even 10 am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7ish more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing … Continue reading
Are you kidding me with these roads? It’s bad enough that I actually have to work for a living. Throwing a flood in the mix is dog shit. Some people couldn’t even get into work today. Just turned around and gave up. I wish I was that smart. Unfortunately, I’m not and I battled the … Continue reading
I am a huge golf guy. I have been to Ireland twice to play this amazing game. I may have embarrassed myself while the local Irishmen laughed in my face and called me a weak bitch, but it was incredible. The Ryder Cup is an incredible global event played every two years between the United … Continue reading
Here we go my first attempt at putting something somewhat coherent together. I used to have a hell of a curve ball back in the day as you can see in my intro picture. Mike also overestimates my speed, but whenever I walk into my Jimmy John’s I am pretty confident I may be the fastest … Continue reading
Here we are again with our new weekly feature Check the DMs. This week we’ve got a great story about what not to do when you’re starting out at a new place of employment. To whom it may concern, Throughout my professional career there are three things that I’ve learned are the best to avoid … Continue reading
Dave beat me to it. I was going to write something up about Paul Bunyan Days, but that beautiful bastard summed it up perfectly. I’m actually rattled that he was so spot on with what I was thinking. Someone get that man a Pulitzer. I love adversity though, so I’ll battle through my inability to … Continue reading
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