The Power Ball drawing is only a few hours away, folks. Let’s just keep calm and go about our night. The odds of any of us being sober enough to check our tickets tonight should be very low. I know I won’t be checking until at least 10 am tomorrow. So if you don’t hear … Continue reading
As I sit here on this lovely Saturday afternoon, I can’t help but jot down a few of the thoughts that I’ve had throughout the week. What the fuck happened to Theresa? I mean honestly, what the fuck happened to her? I’m convinced Steven Avery didn’t do it. I’m pretty fired up that someone has … Continue reading
I, like most people with a brain, will be playing the Power Ball tonight. I’m not sure what all of the mathematics involved are, but I hear that I have a chance at winning. That’s really all I’m looking for. $800 million is a hilarious amount of money and I’m not sure if I would … Continue reading
Anything…literally anything. At this point I would drink straight rubbing alcohol just because it has alcohol in the name. I need a drink worse than Tila Tequila needs to fall off of the Earth (which is funny because she thinks the Earth is flat, I guess). This first week back from break has been ROUGH … Continue reading
Why is alcohol so frowned upon in the workplace? Honestly, it would make working in a cube so much more tolerable. I’m not talking about getting Michigan/Michigan State tailgating drunk, just a solid buzz. The ideas would be flowing so freely, my productivity would easily triple. There’s obviously a fine line, like one minute you’re … Continue reading
Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
Live look at the city of Detroit if Calvin announces his retirement this offseason. Just kidding, that’s a typical Thursday night in the D. But seriously, if Calvin leaves, not even Robocop will be able to save this city. I would actually petition whoever the new GM is to sign Robocop, because that’s about the … Continue reading
Literally still can’t figure out what the Hell I watched. Making a Murderer had me on the edge of my seat for the last 3 days. I’ve spent countless hours since finishing following every single lead on the internet to get to the bottom of this. The fact that the Ron Jeremy wannabe, sexual deviant, Ken … Continue reading
So we had ourselves a nice little weekend. Josh from Dream 365 came through Royal Oak and made a neat little video. Basically Josh is going to be pumping these bad boys out pretty often so I recommend subscribing to his channel and liking the video. Overall, I’m pleased with how the video turned out. … Continue reading
Really could’ve used an extra week or year off from work. There aren’t many things in this world harder than going back to work after a 2 week vacation. Don’t care who you are, you can’t possibly tell me that you are able to be 100% focused on work, not wishing you were binge watching … Continue reading
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