Last night was a weird night.  Dave is still down in my neck of the woods and I don’t have to work for the rest of 2015. Naturally, we had to pick up some silver bullets and get strange. Somewhere along the way, we decided we wanted to summon a demon/spirit/Heath Ledger. Unbeknownst to us, … Continue reading →

I’m going to sound like a psycho here, but I’m not sure I really even enjoy having a 3 day weekend when no one else does. Like what am I even supposed to do with myself? I’ve been awake for like 4 hours now and I haven’t done a single productive thing yet. I mean … Continue reading →

The night before Thanksgiving, aka the biggest bar night of the year, is finally upon us. A time for everyone to make their way home to drink copious amounts of alcohol with the people they’ve been avoiding for the last 12 months. Along with shots, awkward interactions will be plentiful. It doesn’t matter, by the … Continue reading →

I wake up from a lovely and cultured night of theater and vodka waters and I can’t believe my eyes. Listen up Mother Nature, cut the shit. Talk about a typical indecisive woman: “omg I don’t think it should be cold in November.” “Ugh, I feel like Michigan should get some hurricane strength wind and … Continue reading →

1.272%. That’s the chance that the Lions have to make the playoffs this year. Interestingly enough, that’s also the chance that I don’t order a vodka vodka tonight and rip the knob off. But in all seriousness, who the hell is the poor bastard who has to figure that out? Even if it’s a computer … Continue reading →

Welcome boys and girls, this is Kalamazoo College Homecoming 2015, better known as #KCHC2K15. This is that magical time of year when all of the friends you haven’t seen in 3 weeks come together to celebrate the establishment they owe $100K. For me, Kalamazoo was a very special place that will always be near and … Continue reading →

Have a good weekend everyone! Don’t forget to set your none fuck pocket watches to zero and get the day going! Grab that coffee, rip that line. PUT ON SOME FUCKING DURAN DURAN AND LETS GOOOOOOO    Continue reading →

Happy Wednesday. 1 day away from the most underrated day of the week. I’m more fired up because today is the last full day that I’m working this week. So it’s basically Friday in my world. Anyway, back to the point, I’ve noticed a startling trend on Facebook and in real life lately. All of … Continue reading →

I’m on a bus packed with booze and wacky folks headed to Ann Arbor. Here we fucking go.     Stay tuned  9:25 am Jones just called a man Santa. We’re off to a great start. They just started playing pitbull. This is a great sign.    9:45 am Just played thunderstruck as a bus. Pray … Continue reading →