Bad news, it’s not even 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… … Continue reading
Never needed a break like I do this weekend. Honestly, by 4pm today, I felt like Vince McMahon catching a Stone Cold Stunner. I felt like I got hit by a truck, a Budweiser truck. But 5pm finally came. It was a gift. Like the time Flint Hamady had the lead against the Oscoda Owls … Continue reading
Bad news, it’s 10am. Good news, it’s Friday! Only 7 more hours until you can celebrate your short lived freedom. Whether you were crunching numbers or digging ditches, celebrate the fact that you made it through another grueling work week. At the end of the day, we’re all just doing one thing anyway… The homie … Continue reading
I can’t even wrap my head around that much money. Do I automatically get a seat on Shark Tank if I win the lotto? I’m legitimately curious. I think I would try to beat Mark Cuban at his own game (which would be insanely difficult, but I like a challenge) by just jumping in last … Continue reading
Man this one sucks. Today we mourn the loss of one the most iconic and legendary musicians. David passed peacefully after a very heroic and strong battle with cancer. So from one David to another….you are one of my favorites….and will be til the day i punch out. BUT we also celebrate the legacy and life … Continue reading
The Power Ball drawing is only a few hours away, folks. Let’s just keep calm and go about our night. The odds of any of us being sober enough to check our tickets tonight should be very low. I know I won’t be checking until at least 10 am tomorrow. So if you don’t hear … Continue reading
As I sit here on this lovely Saturday afternoon, I can’t help but jot down a few of the thoughts that I’ve had throughout the week. What the fuck happened to Theresa? I mean honestly, what the fuck happened to her? I’m convinced Steven Avery didn’t do it. I’m pretty fired up that someone has … Continue reading
I, like most people with a brain, will be playing the Power Ball tonight. I’m not sure what all of the mathematics involved are, but I hear that I have a chance at winning. That’s really all I’m looking for. $800 million is a hilarious amount of money and I’m not sure if I would … Continue reading
Anything…literally anything. At this point I would drink straight rubbing alcohol just because it has alcohol in the name. I need a drink worse than Tila Tequila needs to fall off of the Earth (which is funny because she thinks the Earth is flat, I guess). This first week back from break has been ROUGH … Continue reading
Why is alcohol so frowned upon in the workplace? Honestly, it would make working in a cube so much more tolerable. I’m not talking about getting Michigan/Michigan State tailgating drunk, just a solid buzz. The ideas would be flowing so freely, my productivity would easily triple. There’s obviously a fine line, like one minute you’re … Continue reading
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