“What a time…to be alive” -Drake Drake wasn’t wrong here. We live in an absolutely wonderful time in history. We have access to all sorts of information. It’s available at our fingertips. DONALD TRUMP is running for President. Steven Avery has been wrongfully convicted twice. The earth is flat. Aliens took my baby. My iPhone … Continue reading
Category Archives: #LifeLessons
My Favorite Sports Based On The Shoes
Not going to bore you with an intro, just jumping right in. 1.) Basketball This is a no brainer. There’s nothing better than a new pair of Nike basketball shoes. Not only do they look the best, they are comfortable and can be worn outside of the actual sport. That’s a major key. There’s a … Continue reading
Ground Control To Major Tom.
Man this one sucks. Today we mourn the loss of one the most iconic and legendary musicians. David passed peacefully after a very heroic and strong battle with cancer. So from one David to another….you are one of my favorites….and will be til the day i punch out. BUT we also celebrate the legacy and life … Continue reading
Let’s Keep Our Heads
The Power Ball drawing is only a few hours away, folks. Let’s just keep calm and go about our night. The odds of any of us being sober enough to check our tickets tonight should be very low. I know I won’t be checking until at least 10 am tomorrow. So if you don’t hear … Continue reading
Saturday Thoughts
As I sit here on this lovely Saturday afternoon, I can’t help but jot down a few of the thoughts that I’ve had throughout the week. What the fuck happened to Theresa? I mean honestly, what the fuck happened to her? I’m convinced Steven Avery didn’t do it. I’m pretty fired up that someone has … Continue reading
I Wish Drinking At Work Was Acceptable
Why is alcohol so frowned upon in the workplace? Honestly, it would make working in a cube so much more tolerable. I’m not talking about getting Michigan/Michigan State tailgating drunk, just a solid buzz. The ideas would be flowing so freely, my productivity would easily triple. There’s obviously a fine line, like one minute you’re … Continue reading
Today Was Awful
Really could’ve used an extra week or year off from work. There aren’t many things in this world harder than going back to work after a 2 week vacation. Don’t care who you are, you can’t possibly tell me that you are able to be 100% focused on work, not wishing you were binge watching … Continue reading
The Friend Zone: The Self-Checklist
It’s 2016. New year, new you. Let’s start things off right by helping you suckers stuck in the friend zone. I’ve enlisted the help of local friend zone expert, Dave Hartline, to create a check list to help you figure out whether or not you’ve been thrown into relationship purgatory. She waits more than 10 … Continue reading
New Year’s Resolutions
Let’s face it, 2015 was a pretty solid year. We launched a blog, had a few pops, and had a ton of laughs. So with that, I’m not trying to get out of hand with the resolutions. I don’t want to change too much and jump off this fast track to success. That being said, … Continue reading
David vs Goliath
First off, my bad for jinxing the solid winter we were having. I know when to admit that I made a mistake, and I’ll own up to this one. We were doing so well, then all of a sudden, Mother Nature reads my blog and everything goes to shit. Wintery mix this, freezing rain that, … Continue reading